The 4th of July is coming up, which likely means you’ll be doing some grilling or around somebody who’s doing some grilling. Before you go asking people how they like their wieners, do yourself a favor and learn from this girl’s tale of grilling defeat. Like Hank Hill says, charcoal is NOT your friend.
Should be easy enough, right?
Losing an eyebrow is a grilling rite of passage.
The only option is more lighter fluid.
Or just dump anything that will burn in there.
Or they just feel pitty for the poor meal about to be cooked.
It’s only going to get worse.
Cooking or just slowly being burned onto the grill?
Wine is going to be a requirement to choke down these sad burgers.
Those look about as appetizing as Dead Pool’s face.
And the streak of failure continues.
Feeding these to a baby would be considered child abuse in some states.
A trip to the Wendy’s drive-thru could have save so much time.
And another grill finds its way to the lonely pages of Craigslist.
If only somebody could have guided her on the use of propane and propane accessories.