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Goddamn, These 13 People Got Their Sh*t Wrecked

Crushed. Just crushed.

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12 People Who Didn't Mean to Take These Flattering Shirtless Pictures

If they didn’t mean to send a picture of their beautifully sculpted abs (that no one wanted to see, don’t care if you look like Adonis Jr. III) then I didn’t mean to call them a fucknut. 

And they are definitely a bunch of lying fucknuts.

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25 Stock Photos ft. Nude Models For Reasons That Are…Super Unclear

Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it’s hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

 

1. Balancing a Grapefruit on her Head

This picture will be perfect for my presentation on the effects of citrus on naked women.

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2. Holding a Hairless Cat

There’s an obvious pun here, but I’m not going to make it. (HINT: It’s the first thing you and everyone else thought of.)

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3. Eating a Hamburger as If It Were the Last Hamburger on Earth and Someone is Trying to Steal it from Her

Some prop guy was a little overzealous with applying to ketchup to this thing.

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4. Eating Ice Cream

I guess this one kind of makes sense? Maybe it’s a really hot day.

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5. Covered in Cabbage Leaves

“Take off your clothes and put on this cabbage.” “Wait, what?”

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6. Wearing CDs

This makes no sense. Who still uses CDs?

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7. Figuring Out How Headphones Work for the Very First Time

No, that’s not where that goes.

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8. Standing Next to a Bloody, Disembodied Pig Head

It’s the vaudeville act from your psychosexual nightmares.

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9. Wearing a Pizza as a Hat

The cherry tomato really brings all the elements together.

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10. A Strong, Independent Businesswoman

Just another busy day at the office where I am respected for my ability and not my looks.

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11. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern

Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?

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12. Eating an Apple

Here, use this fork and knife the way no one eats apples.

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13. The Saddest Birthday in the World

“What am I doing? Oh, just my usual birthday party for one.”

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14. Holding a Model Airplane

“I don’t know something about this isn’t working. Hey, why don’t you try blowing on the propeller. Yeah… now it’s sexy.”

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15. Driving a Car While Talking on a Phone

This is a photo of a naked, pensive looking woman driving a car, and somehow the phone is the weirdest thing about it.

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16. Standing in the Snow Hugging a Dead Chicken

“Well, ladies, we’ve had a great shoot, but whaddya say we make some ART. Keep the chickens, lose the clothes.”

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17. In a Bathtub Full of Milk and Coffee Beans

The human latte.

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18. Drinking a Cup of Coffee in the Most Unrealistic Way Possible

Hey, remember that take we did with the apple girl? Can you drink this coffee in a crazier way?

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19. Standing Behind of a Bushel of Corn, Staring into Your Soul

What young boy DOESN‘T fantasize about naked women bringing him corn. Corn is delicious.

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20. Clutching a Dead Fish

Strange how one fish can turn a picture from perfectly normal to totally weird.

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21. A Woman Scared of Someone Pouring Milk on Her Cereal

SYMBOLISM!

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22. Sombreros

Wait… is she wearing a tiny sombrero pinned to her head? Even the hat on her head is wrong.

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23. Sushi

By this point this picture seems almost normal.

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24. Covered in Trash

If you’re a model, this is probably the low point of your career, right?

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25. Playing the Violin

Well that’s not how you hold a violin. Why, I’d be surprised if she knows how to play that at all.

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12 People Who Deserve A Raise ASAP

Some people slog through their monotonous day jobs, counting down the minutes until they can clock out.

Not these people.

They’re go-getters who should be go-getting a big raise.

1. This labelling mastermind at Starbucks.

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2. The person behind this advertising idea.

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3. Whichever smartass bookstore employee did this.

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4. This wine store employee with cat-like reflexes.

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5. This dude. Seriously.

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6. Whoever stocked these.

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7. Jeff.

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8. This grocery store Van Gogh.

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9. This barber who gets it.

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10. If this doesn’t help move product, I don’t know what will.

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11. This Taco Bell employee who goes the extra mile.

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12. And this McDonald’s employee who *clearly* loves his job.

These 15 Guy Fieri Memes Are Your Passport to Flavortown, Baby

Listen, you can’t get into fucking Flavortown unless you show these 15 memes at the border. So save these, print em out, do whatever you gotta do…cause you gotta get on down to Flavortown baby.

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It's 7/11's "Bring Your Own Slurpee Cup Day" & People Are Going Crazy

The mother of all promotions is once again upon us; 7/11’s ‘Bring Your Own Slurpee Cup Day. ‘ For the low price of $1.50, customers can fill their own containers with as much Slurpee that can fit.

Yeah, there are some rules, and yeah, a lot of these people did BREAK those rules, but apparently a lot of employees will turn the other cheek for the sake of Slurpee fun.

So hurry and get out to your local 7/11 before some dude with a kiddie pool uses up the last of the Slurp. 

1. A tuba.

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2. A ricecooker.

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3. A gigantic Slurpee container that seems MADE for this event.

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4. A kiddie pool.

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5. Apparently this is a popular choice.

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6. A trashcan.

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7. A toilet.

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8. Whatever the hell this is.

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9. KFC buckets. 

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10. And a bong. Let’s hope all these things were cleaned thoroughly beforehand.

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13 Cringe-Inducing Pictures That Prove Fidget Spinners Can F*ck Off

Fidget Spinners are the new fad toys that kids and even grown-ass adults can’t get enough of.

If you haven’t heard of them, they look like mini ceilings fan that can spin infiniately and I guess helps relieve ADD and stress for some.

But with most toys that rise in popularity, they are destroyed by the internet. After countless “HOW MANY FIDGET SPINNERS CAN I FIT IN MY BUTT” videos and memes, we’re ready for this perpetual motion machine to spin right into it’s inevitable grave. 

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15 "Deep Thinkers" Who Are as Philosophical as a Loaf of Bread

If you thought Jaden Smith was the king of terrible “deep” quotes, think again.

These people may feel like they can channel their inner Nietzsche better than you, but in reality they Nietzsche’d to shut up for a little bit before they exhaust all their brain cells. 

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20 People Admit the Dumbest Things They've Ever Done While High

Most people have experimented with a litte pot now and then, and most people know that you level of stupidty drops when you do.

So, for all the people out there who have stared at a plant for more than 10 minutes trying to figure out how it like, breathes, man, these confessions are right up your ally. 

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12 Cringe-Worthy Tattoo Fails That Got Destroyed by Commenters

Hey, if you’ve got a bad tattoo, you’ve gotta expect to get some feedback. For the rest of your life. Because tattoos are permenant unless you have that cash money for laser removal. 

Don’t let these people discourage you from getting inked, though. Take this as a lesson in oopsie-doodles.

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PewDiePie Just Asked To Be Roasted & The Internet Is Tearing Him To Shreds

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It’s not every day you see a celebrity volunteer to be roasted on the internet. And we’re still waiting for that day because let’s be honest, PewDiePie hardly counts as a celebrity. (Roasted.) Regardless, in the history of Reddit’s r/RoastMe, they rarely get an opportunity to roast someone this high profile, this highly controversial, and this highly roastable.

Let’s just say they didn’t let their opportunity go to waste.

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12 Hilarious Club Penguin Bans That'll Give You Happy Feet

Club Penguin has shifted off the desktop, and is now only available on mobile devices in the form of Club Penguin Island. Despite this change, you can take comfort in knowing people are still, and probably always will be getting, hilariously banned.

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19 Funniest Reactions to the Newfangled Romphim, the Male Romper

Rompers aren’t just for ladies anymore. 

Get that dick primed for slidin into a floral romper pal, because the romper entrepreneurs at Aced design launched a Kickstarter campaign, that has already well exceeded its $10,000 goal. So get ready to see a lot of romphims romping around this summer, either exposing dudes’ smokin’ hot beach bodies or hiding their flabby nasty ones.

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13 Salty Nice Guys Who Should All be Locked in a Room With Each Other

These guys should just go somewhere and be nice with each other. If they truly are as chivalrous they claim, they can spend an evening isolated echoing “m’lad” back and forth and tipping their trilbys.  

Or MAYBE they’ll finally realize what assholes they are when their reflection is mirrored back and they’ll turn on themselves. 

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13 Old School Pics So Cool They Might as Well Be Throwing Touchdowns and Kissing Your Girlfriend

Goddamn, these are fucking cool. Cool as the underside of the pillow, if the pillow has been cooled and finely aged for over a decade.

1. Green Day performing in 1989

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2. Notorious B.I.G. having graduated kinderagarten in 1978

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3. A mom and dad, chillin naked with some weed

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4. Lynda Carter being carried by her stunt double in 1975

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5. Schwarzenegger and Stallone workin out on Venice Beach, 1980s

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6. The Star Wars crew in the 80’s

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7. Red Hot Chili Peppers, 1986

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8. 15 year old Eva Mendes getting an autograph from 17 year old Alyssa Milano

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9. Young John Candy and BIll Murray, in 1973

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10. Raquel Welsh as a nun in 1972

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11. Bryan Cranston and his doggie, 1970

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12. Johnny Cash at Melody Ranch in 1961

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13. New Yorkers catching the Seinfeld finale in Times Square, 1998

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15 Weird As F*ck Families Who Are DISTURBINGLY Close

And you thought your family reunions were awkward…

1. That is not a proper hug.

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2. Here she is, teaching him how to inappropriately kiss loved ones.

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3. Either this is one weird ass family, or the product of a VERY persuasive photographer.

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4. To be fair, whose dad HASN’T pulled the ole’ hatchet tits, boob grab.

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5. Cheek to cheek grabbing cheek.

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6. Compared to the other ones, this one is somehow tame.

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7. How do families get this comfortable with one another?

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8. He does not seem to be in pain.

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9. We’re with you, dad.

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10. I’d like to imagine they hovered there for a good 5 seconds while snapping the selfie.

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11. Don’t forget to feed your girls. The real ones. Not the boob ones.

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12. I…have no words.

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13. It’s one thing for this to occur, it’s another to take a picture of it and post it on Facebook.

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14. The kid was like “nah this is fucked up, I’m out.”

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15. “SERIOUSLY WTF?!?” indeed.

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15 No Context Pictures That'll Make You Feel Like You're Tripping

The less context available, the better. We like to view pictures that make us feel like someone spiked the coffee with drugs.

We’re not sure what’s happening, we can’t explain what’s happneing, but by golly, we’re enjoying the ride. 

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