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Cracking Open a Cold One with the Boys Is The Meme For The Dad In Us All

Nothin’ beats cracking open a cold one with the boys after a long day. Or after a short day. Honestly, fuck the circumstances. Just give me my goddamn boys and my goddamn cold ones.

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11 Hilarious Tweets That Should Go Down In Twitter History

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13 of the Most Painfully Awkward Pick-Up Attempts You'll Ever Read

Having a good pick-up line that actually works is a bit of a rarity. But most of the time, we’re able to manage just fine when trying to flirt with someone.

Unless you’re these people and you’re in the Hindenburg of the dating scene and we’re all here to watch you crash and burn right before our very eyes. 

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15 People Who've Been on Reality TV Reveal How Fake the Shows Are

We all know that reality television these days are to some extent scripted. But how far does it actually go? How can a show be real if our EYES AREN’T REAL? 

But seriously, it’s always interesting to find out that these shows are not at all what we think they are behind the scenes, and the good people over at /r/AskReddit are able to tell us that first hand. 

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15 Super Embarrassing Situations That Are Hilarious Cuz They Didn't Happen to Us

We’ve all done stuff like 8 years ago that makes us repeatedly smack our heads out of embarrassment. Maybe knowing you’re not the only one doing so will make ya feel better.

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11 Small Pranks That Were Pulled Off To Perfection

Some of us just don’t have the time of day for elaborate, drawn out pranks. These are more the pranks for us.

1. Cream cheese deodorant prank.

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2. A monster who cares about your diet.

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3. THIS person is the monster.

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4. But it was too late. He had been raptured.

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5. Brown E’s. Brownies. We get it, but we hate you.

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6. This one is so simple, but so cruel.

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7. A classic. And probably the easiest for you lazy pranksters out there.

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8. Love it.

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9. I wonder how long that sign lasted.

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10. Oh man. This one is a step ahead on the cruel-o-meter.

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11. A ticking time bomb.

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15 ER Doctors Reveal the Craziest Things They've Found in Someone's Butt

If you work in a hospital, chance are you’re going to witness some real crazy stuff.

And A LOT of that stuff is going to involve butts. Lots of Butt Stuff. 

Forunately, a lot of these incidents are relatively harmless, according to the ER docs over /r/AskReddit. That being said, we definitely clenched are bungholes reading these. 

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15 Memes About Respecting Women You'll Love Almost as Much as You Love Women

A true man knows how to treat a lady with respect. If you don’t know, now you know, friend.

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15 Badasses Who Play By Their Own Goddamn Rules

These people eat rulebooks for breakfast.

1. Once you reach a certain age, you say “fuck it.”

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2. Well, he’s going to hell. That’s a given.

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3. On a WEDNESDAY?! Whoa. That’s weekend behavior IF ANYTHING!

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4. FUCK, this is probably the school’s badboy that all the girls are clamoring about.

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5. Technically she’s not a kid, so those rules don’t apply to her anyways.

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6. B-But that’s not recommended.

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7. Blent away. Blent away.

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8. Is that a goddamn nickel? Call the police.

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9. BUT NOW IS A TIME!

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10. TWO badasses?! I can’t believe my eyes.

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12. He better not be thinking about what I think he’s thinking about.

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13. She doesn’t care.

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14. The man, the myth, the spoon bandit.

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15. 6:30 is too early for this madness.

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13 Arrogant "Geniuses" Who Are as Dumb as They Sound

Change the “M” to an “H” in smart and you’ve got what these people are. You got it.

A big steaming stream of sharts straight from their stupid mouthhole. 

You may think that’s a gross comparison, but it’s not nearly as gross as their egos. 

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14 Social Media Overshares by People Who Have 0 Filter

It’s hard to understand why anyone would want to share personal information about their poop problems or a period stain or how they have that weird ingrown pube issue. 

Whatever compels them to do so, we are here to beg of you: PLS NO. STOP. 

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12 Sad Dudes Who Totally Know How to Talk to the Ladies

Being suave isn’t in everyone’s DNA but my lord, these guys really lost that genetic gamble.

Can someone inform them that their pick-up lines are about as smooth as sandpaper covered in old tacs? Thanks.

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A Kid Dying of Cancer Asked a Comedian To Attend His Funeral – Dressed as a Dildo

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You may not be familiar with British comedian Russell Howard, but you will definitely remember him after hearing this: last year, Howard met a young boy with terminal cancer named Deryn. Deryn was a huge fan of Howard’s – he knew all of his jokes and had been a fan for years – and was partial to one bit of his in particular…one where he dressed up like a giant penis, called “Mr. Dildo.” As Howard admits, it’s not exactly high-brow or anything, but it’s quick and funny and is mostly just him dressed up like a giant penis as part of a faux-children’s show:

Howard met with Deryn a few times and got to know him – his sense of humor in the face of his tragic circumstances, his family, and his last wishes – to meet Simon Pegg, drive a fast car, and…well, he did have one last request of his favorite comedian: to attend his funeral.

Deryn’s sense of humor was strong as steel, even in the prospect of planning his own funeral: he was going to make various people in his life dress up in ridiculous costumes so it wouldn’t be a dour, sad affair(for an example, his dad would be dressed as the Grim Reaper – and instructed to ominously point at anyone who coughed during the funeral). And he wanted Russell Howard to come dressed as Mr. Dildo.

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Of course, he had some concerns: how would he get to the funeral dressed like that? And, perhaps the biggest concern of all: WHAT IF THE KID WAS PRANKING HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE THERE IN NORMAL FUNERAL CLOTHES?

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To say anything more would be to spoil too much of it – please, watch the video and listen to the entire story. We promise that you’ll laugh, tear up a little, and come away feeling pretty great (despite the MULTIPLE penis costumes involved). We guarantee it’s not quite as depressing as it sounds.

12 Brilliant Inventions That Are Doing the Lords Work

1. Think like a pampered little prince(ss)

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2. Don’t sit on a goddamn wet ass bench. Crank that shit over to the other side

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3. Temper a flaming b-hole with a cooling caress

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5. Ice Cream Lock – “We let you not get to my fucking ice cream, Greg”

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6. Seems dangerous, but hey fuck it

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7. This one’s a lot.

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8. When the ground is not clean enough for your food, why not put it on your dick?

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9. And hopefully not a burnt down house

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10. Hell yes, time to snuggle with some fries

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11. Brgghhasssududdsew?!

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12. When you’ve killed all the flies, the only thing left is to M U R D E R  T H E  M E D I A

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20 People Admit the Pettiest Reason They've Ended a Relationship

Most people have a pet peeve that would drive them absolutely nuts if their S.O. did it all the time. But the people over at /r/askreddit are taking petty to a whole new level.

These guys are so shallow an ant couldn’t even drown in their BS.

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If These 15 Memes Don't Make You Chuckle, I Personally Will Kick Your Ass

Seriously bro. These are made for you to chuckle at. I slaved away finding these fuckers. If you don’t laugh I’m gonna find you and beat your ass.

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15 PG Porn Memes That Will Turn You On (In a Wholesome Way)

I bet you never thought you could look at an out-of-context screengrab of porn and think “hey, YEAH! SAME!”.

But dreams really do come true! Now you too can say you can totally relate to a pornstar. It may not be because you have a mondo dong, but close enough.

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