(photo via cruztec)
(photo via cruztec)
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched
brown eyes are warm and beautiful and deserve more recognition
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
I can’t believe he’s really wearing less and going out more
speak to them in a language they understand
he has a point
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
when you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”
Vice or Clickhole
When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$
i love when dudes are like “of course i respect women, i have a sister and a niece”…
Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time
Everyone after a week of pokemon go
Fish n nips
tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth…
JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit
ME: Including you?
JM: What? No
M: So, 4 ghosts.
M: 4 ghosts.
JM: This is why no one likes you.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) October 9, 2016
Going for “bad boys” is bullshit. You won’t change him. Want someone who ignores you and is alternately loving and rude to you? Get a cat.
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 1, 2014
I just want to be smart enough to know who the Google Doodles are celebrating without having to look it up.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) May 13, 2015
2017 crisis: an app showed me what I’ll look like when I’m old and I didn’t like it.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) April 21, 2017
Nice try, 100 spiders working together to operate a keyboard. pic.twitter.com/7FXgF1P088
— Carly (@brunchproblems) April 20, 2017
Get you a girl who can do both: pic.twitter.com/mzTbgM1A6z
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 21, 2017
you know those days where you get out of bed and it’s straight productivity…. https://t.co/NcYeDJz0bD
— Ginje (@TmtisClutch) April 19, 2017
“I love horses”
– Someone who would sit on a horse and make the horse carry them around.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) November 5, 2015
Roses are red,
Obama is well spoken,
I’m sorry miss, pic.twitter.com/2uFMTzwvhN
— what (@chanelpuke) April 21, 2017
I mean… I’m listening pic.twitter.com/X4yeUsR23N
— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 21, 2017
I was quite flexible when I was younger. The kids at school used to call me Spider-Man because my uncle was murdered.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 21, 2017
we’ll miss everything about brent except his pranks they were the worst [hears everyone at my funeral agree and I shift nervously in casket]
— brent (@murrman5) April 20, 2017