"Dick and Morty" is the Unavoidable Porn Parody We All Knew Was Coming

Welp, Morty’s wish has come true: incest porn is gaining more mainstream appeal…

Because the natural progression of things has led us to “Dick and Morty”, the Rick and Morty porn parody that is now available on Pornub. Take a gander.

Immediately apparent is that this parody cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $12 to make. 

Apparent after that is that they cast Morty as a lady, leaving open a  considerable margin of possibility that “Dick” and Morty get some incest going in this. I could check, but I’m at work and don’t want the IT department thinking I’m any weirder than they already think I am. You guys will have to let me know.

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Lastly apparent, is that only those with 300+ IQ’s will be able to understand the extremely intelligent subtleties and references of Dick and Morty to PROPERLY jerk off to it. 

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Ideally, Rick and Morty fans will now be too busy cranking it Dick and Morty to harrass McDonald’s employees over Szechuan Sauce, but who knows – it may just embolden them.

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All you maniacs out there that pay for Pornhub, celebrate in knowing that you and only you will be privy to the UNCUT version of Pickle Dick. May God have mercy on your soul.

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