1. The boyfriend who went on a trek to buy makeup
2. The little sister who accidentally saw Alien: Covenant instead of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
And to those of you who wanna call bullshit on the story…
3. The tale of the Dippin’ Dot Bros
“So one day in December 2015 my brother got this random text from a number he didn’t know. The guy sending the text said that he’d found my brother’s number scrawled on the table at a Dippin’ Dots (we later learned that some friends of ours had put it there, but it was about six months before we found out who it was) and it said to text the number, so he did. What follows is the conversation between my brother and his, as they affectionately call each other, Dots Bro.”
4. The husband who caused a few problems on picture day
5. …and the wife who trolled her husband into oblivion.