25 Things That Everybody Knows But Nobody Wants To Admit

You know that email you sent to Susie? And she said she never got it? It must have been lost right? You probably put in the wrong address. It might have bounced back. But wait…it tells you when it bounces back doesn’t it? And you can check the address. Let’s just face it. She got it. And she ignored it. Just like you got that email from Tom and ignored it. Everyone does it but nobody admits it.

Someone hacked your twitter and posted that message right? That Facebook status was a “typo”! Every baby in a stroller is the cutest thing ever! It has to be! It’s a baby! And let’s not even get started on the shower. Everyone pees in it. Even if you don’t know it. You’ve peed in it. Stop defending yourself. Stop. The baby in the stroller isn’t cute. You got the email. It wasn’t a typo. You peed in the shower. You pick your nose. And you absolutely cannot be anything that you want if you just put your mind to it. That’s a lie we tell little kids to give them hope in a hopeless world. Sorry little kids, Santa is also made up. Now that you’re riled up, it’s a joke. We’re kidding. It’s called exaggeration. If you got upset reading this, you need to take things a little less seriously. Maybe go for a walk. And then come back and read about 25 things that everybody knows but nobody wants to admit.

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25

That we've read the message even if there is no "seen" (via email, using airplane mode, etc)

Source: reddit

24

That somebody somewhere is having an even worse day than we are

That somebody somewhere is having an even worse day than we are

Source: reddit

23

That one day our bodies will get old and saggy

That one day our bodies will get old and saggy

Source: reddit

22

That most groups of kids curse when adults aren't around. And most groups of adults curse when kids aren't around. But neither group does it in front of the other because parents don't want to accept that kids know those words and kids don't want to get in trouble.

That most groups of kids curse when adults aren't around. And most groups of adults curse when kids aren't around. But neither group does it in front of the other because parents don't want to accept that kids know those words and kids don't want to get in trouble.

Source: reddit

21

That there are actually are stupid questions. Lots of stupid questions.

That there actually are stupid questions. Lots of stupid questions.

Source: reddit

20

That you're not going to win the Powerball lottery on Sunday

That you're not going to win the Powerball lottery on Sunday

Source: reddit

19

That you're never going to be a professional athlete

That you're never going to be a professional athlete

Source: reddit

18

That seeing a police car in their rearview makes you feel scared and not safe

That seeing a police car in their rearview makes you feel scared and not safe

Source: reddit

17

That poop particles fly all around the bathroom whenever you flush

That poop particles fly all around the bathroom whenever you flush

Source: reddit

16

That good looking people will always tend to have easier lives, better jobs, more promotions, and higher salaries. Because psychology.

That good looking people will always tend to have easier lives, better jobs, more promotions, and higher salaries. Because psychology.

Source: reddit

15

That you pick your nose

That you pick your nose

Source: reddit

14

That being a good and honest person is not the fastest way to get ahead in life. The best maybe, but certainly not the fastest.

That being a good and honest person is not the fastest way to get ahead in life. The best maybe, but certainly not the fastest.

Source: reddit

13

That nobody on this Earth will remember you even existed in 100 years

That nobody on this Earth will remember you even existed in 100 years

Source: reddit

12

That kids can't actually be anything they want to be when they grow up.

That kids can't actually be anything they want to be when they grow up.

Source: reddit

11

That you weren't "hacked". You just regret posting it.

Source: reddit

10

That know one actually knows the lyrics to Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baja Men

That know one actually knows the lyrics to Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baja Men

Source: reddit

9

That you secretly like One Direction/Justin Bieber and you're not a teenage girl

That you secretly like One Direction/Justin Bieber and you're not a teenage girl

Source: reddit

8

That kids do, in fact, indirectly cause a lot of relationship stress that leads to divorce. Of course, it's nicer to say it was "financial". But where did that money/time all go? (according to recent research, boys put less stress on a marriage than girls, and children with disabilities or ADHD also put more stress on marital relationships)

Source: reddit, forbes

7

That you pee in the shower

That you pee in the shower

Source: reddit

6

That the baby in the stroller really isn't that cute

That the baby in the stroller really isn't that cute

Source: reddit

5

That the customer isn't always right

That the customer isn't always right

Source: reddit

4

That our economy, existence in first world countries, and general way of life is almost entirely dependent on someone else getting the short end of the stick.

That our economy, existence in first world countries, and general way of life is almost entirely dependent on someone else getting the short end of the stick. That iPhone? Built with child labor. That ring? Mined by slaves. Those shoes? They started in a sweatshop.

Source: reddit

3

That for the right amount of money you can get away with almost anything

That for the right amount of money you can get away with almost anything

Source: reddit

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Source: reddit

1

That emails don't just "get lost". Everyone knows you got the email and ignored it.

Source: reddit