25 Intellectual Jokes That Will Really Make You Think

Depending on who you are, this might be right up your alley, or not up your alley at all. Typically that’s the way it goes. You either appreciate dry humor, or you don’t. Today’s brand of humor is more than just dry, though. It’s a also intellectual. It’s going to require you to stop and think for a minute. Maybe a few minutes. In fact, you might have to google why the joke is even funny. However, for those of you that love and appreciate dry humor, chances are you make witty and intellectual jokes all the time. Maybe you’re the kind of person who cracks jokes and nobody laughs. Okay, maybe you’re just not funny. But…if you are the kind of person that cracks a joke, nobody laughs, and you know for a fact that it was funny…then this list is for you.

To make things clear, by the end of this list, if you’re shaking your head saying, “that list was dumb,” don’t feel bad. It doesn’t mean you’re dumb. You might get there one day. If you enjoyed this list, then props to you. You’re as dry as the Sahara. These are 25 intellectual jokes that will really make you think!

Featured Image: wikipedia

25

A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one."

24

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Image: wikipedia

23

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

22

Buddha walks into pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything."

Image: wikipedia

21

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

Image: youtube

The etymologist could tell you

20

Did you know that at absolute zero you would be 0K?

Did you know that at absolute zero you would be 0K?

19

Who is this Rorschach guy, and why does he paint so many pictures of my mom and dad fighting?

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my mom and dad fighting?

Image: wikipedia

18

A neutrino walks through a bar…

A neutrino walks through a bar...

17

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Image: wikipedia

* because it wants to eat the bar…is it tender?

16

What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

What do you get if you integrate 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Image: pixabay

A log cabin by the sea

?(1/cabin) = loge(cabin) + c

15

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Entropy isn't what it used to be

14

I, for one, like Roman numerals

I for one like Roman numerals

Image: wikipedia

13

The past, present, and future walk into a bar…it was very tense

The past, present, and future walk into a bar...it was very tense

Image: pexels

12

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Image: pixabay

Tell them to pronounce “unionized” (un-ionized)

11

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…followed by Batman

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar...followed by Batman

10

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

9

This sentence cotnains exactly two errors.

This sentence cotnains exactly two errors.

* the second error is that there is only 1 error

8

Oscar Wilde said he could make a pun on any subject. Someone suggested the Queen. Without skipping a beat, Oscar responds, "The Queen is not a subject."

7

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?

Image: wikipedia

To get to the same side

6

When Noah told the animals to go and multiply, two snakes replied, "But we can't multiply because we're adders." So Noah cut down a tree and built a table. The next day he called them and said, "Even though you are adders, you can now multiply. I have built you a table of logs."

5

If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate

If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate

Image: wikipedia

4

I was going to tell you a joke about UDP, but I'm afraid you won't get it.

I was going to tell you a joke about UDP but I'm afraid you won't get it

Image: pixabay

3

A tachyon

A tachyon

Knock knock. Who’s there?

2

What do you get if you cro
ss a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

1

The U.N. is really just a country club.

The U.N. is really just a country club

Image: wikipedia