1. A cumulative 147 likes between the two of these radiant insights
2. Why isn’t this woman getting harrassed taking notice in me for not harrassing her!!!
3. I love it almost as much as I love wearing Supreme
4. Classic case of no response leading to a paragraph of salt
5. Those first two messages were just a prank
6. Anyone who is lonely has the right to manslaughter
7. A fun example of the post and commenter being equally dumb and bad
8. Yeah that must be it
9. Respecting women doesn’t entitle you to them!
10. Silly you indeed
11. Well, well, well. How the turntables have turned
12. Things are surely this black and white!
13. You know you’re deserving of all the women when you’re able to stitch three memes together like this
14. Intellect at its finest on 9gag
15. Nice guys, meet your great great grandfather