Some advice for these Facebookers:
Account Menu > Settings > Security > Deactivate Your Account
1. How ironic he starred in Just Shoot Me :/
3. The one night you forgot what wine openers look like.
4. “No internet, just Wifi”
5. The commenter gets it.
6. Not at all how it works.
7. It has not occurred to me. Or anyone else, besides you.
8. Bill Gates, eh?
9. Do not lend this person your ‘car plates.’
10. The definition of facepalm.
11. They were so prepared to go on a rant.
12. This meme is not dank at all. The opposite of dank.
13. That’s how you know someone REALLY grew up in the 50s. They sign their facebook responses.
14. Don’t do it.
15. I really don’t think that’s what you want.