It’s pretty great when a guy describes himself as being “nice” in the same sentence he calls a woman “a cum-guzzling chad fucker” and then laments that he’ll never get a girlfriend.
We don’t mean to get anyone all riled up or anything, but reality just called and sounds like, super pissed off at these guys.
But hey, if you are into this kind of guy, good news! They’re definitely 100% single.
1. OH NO SHE THANKED YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!
2. But also please sit on my dick.
3. Yep, that’s exactly what I said.
4. Ignorance isn’t always bliss.
5. The world’s greatest mystery is not a mystery at all.
6. Words from a Nice Guy™.
7. Ummm, this seems like a threat?
8. That’s because Satan’s cringing.
9. YOU MADE ME INTO THIS ANNOYING MONSTER!
10. “I’d really love to get to know how your butthole looks close up.”
11. Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night, bud.
12. *Eye rolling intensifies*
13. Straight men have it harder than anyone else.
14. “Ew, I would never date that bitch, she’s ugly”- this nice guy.