2. *every light in the house turns on at once*
3. Yo guys seriously? Bros seriously c’mon.
4. A modern day Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
5. SHUT THE DOOR DAD
6. Have that ass on my desk by EOD
7. Welp, time to cut these hands off
8. Nah you guys go ahead I’ll meet you there just gotta rest my eyes for a moment
9. *pointing at no one*
10. GUYS I THINK I JUST TOUCHED A SHARK
11. Release me from these shackles Satan
12. Remember when I had joy in my life?
13. Hooves up bros
14. Wow ok I’m not a maniac