People always say you should live in the fast lane, like you’re dying, in the fast lane, etc.
We encourage you to slow down a bit, though, because dang, maybe you’re not gonna want that face tattoo in 6 years time.
1. Skeletor: the later years.
2. Calm down, Satan.
3. Even living once seems too long now.
4. Now when you kiss him, you’re also kissing a baby.
5. NICE, SEX NUMBER.
6. Love at first face.
7. That’s some brand loyalty.
8. He’s a lone wolf.
9. When you give up smoking but still miss it.
10. One face is never enough!
11. Dedication to being a hipster level 1000
12. We bet she’s a scorpio.
13. Yes, obviously.
14. We smell poor taste.