These are the random thoughts your pothead college roommate would spout out after 10 minutes of complete silence, but in convenient text form.
1. We’re onto you, tie-wearing PERVS!
2. Ironically, this makes me feel shitty.
3. Followed by someone pounding on the door.
4. True, we are liars.
5. Good point.
6. Natural selection.
7. Gotta update those mottos, baby.
8. Why are we paying these karaoke stars so much.
9. For real.
10. Why is that?
11. Phones continue to be magic.
12. A map to your map.
13. Adult me would never be able to do such a thing. Someone in the next stall is hard enough.