12 Corny-As-Hell Fathers Day Gifts Perfect For Cheeseball Dads

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Fathers Day is fast approaching and if you’re anything like us, you haven’t purchased anything yet. Well, luckily for you, we’ve gathered up a bunch of cheeseball dad gift ideas that you can STILL GET HIM IF YOU’RE FAST ENOUGH.


1. ‘World’s Okayest Dad’ Shirt

For the humble dads out there.

Corny Gifts For Dads

2. Peeing Liquor Dispenser

The peeing liquor dispenser your dad never knew he needed.

Corny Gifts For Dads

3. ‘Worlds Greatest Farter’ Shirt

Every dad should have one of these.

Corny Gifts For Dads

4. ‘I’d Flex But I Like This Shirt’ Tie

For the non-humble dads out there.

Corny Gifts For Dads

5. Fart Deodorizer

In case your dad truly¬†is the world’s greatest farter.

Corny Gifts For Dads

6. Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Fact: Dad’s love bacon. Opinion: They’ll love this toothpaste.

Corny Gifts For Dads

7. Miracle Beer Belly Reduction Soap

Perfect for the rotund dads out there.

Corny Gifts For Dads

8. Fake Butt Shorts

Or they could just moon you the ole’ fashioned way.

Corny Gifts For Dads

9. The Walking Dad Shirt

Dads + Puns = A match made in heaven.

Corny Gifts For Dads

10. Handerpants

Peanut butter & jelly. Ketchup & mustard. Dads & tighty whiteys.

Corny Gifts For Dads

11. ‘Coffee Makes Me Poop’ Mug

Far and away better than a traditional ‘#1 Dad’ mug.

Corny Gifts For Dads

12. Sandal Socks

As if wearing socks with sandals wasn’t bad enough, now these exist.

Corny Gifts For Dads