Holy SHIT! These people do the naked flamenco, the bedroom rodeo, the ol’ two-person push-ups.
That’s right, baby, they shag all night, shaboink all day and only stop once in a while inbetween jammin’ that clam and doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch.
Guys, what we’re trying to say is they love fuckin’ and they do the sex on other people all the time because they’re definitely not weird virgins.
1. IMPORTANT: THIS IS FOR REAL
2. A sandwich bag filled with mayonnaise doesn’t count.
3. So, you’re saying you fucked that bear?
4. Oh, no thank you.
5. DAMN NICE.
6. I HATE GAME OF THRONES BECAUSE I HAVE REAL LIFE SEX.
7. So embarrassing.
8. *Squeezes waifu pillow close to chest*
9. TRUTH BOMB.
10. He eats a three course meal every day.
11. hahaha, FB, you’re so funny, my dick is so strong and powerful!