1. Mozart was a musical genius AND the world’s most talented troll
2. Pythagoras loved math and SERVING JUSTICE TO THOSE WITH POOR MANNERS
3. You like pranks? Here’s a prank.
4. Hundreds of thousands of years of human civilization and still ZERO progress in terms of comment sections
5. The legal system made a lot more sense in ancient Greece
6. If they can make a play about Alexander Hamilton, they should make one about this.
7. History is weird, guys.
8. Napoleon wasn’t ACTUALLY short, but he WAS a total dork.
9. You don’t know about the Great Emu War? WHERE THE EMUS WON?!
10. This bit of history trivia comes to you via M. Night Shyamalan