10 Badasses Who Love Drugs and Totally Do Them All the Time!!

Hey kids, don’t lie about doing drugs – we can tell that you’re lying about taking your mom’s thyroid medication and tripping balls for 3 hours.

The next time you want to play badass and tell stories about how you once saw a singing dragon while high, just remember that you’d sound a lot cooler if you just don’t. 

But, don’t take our word for it, the proof is right here and it’s an absolute cringe-fest.

1. What a minty fresh adventure!

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2. Oops, mistook Ecstacy for Tums AGAIN! ^w^

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3. Even his dog is like “that didn’t happen, Jeff, and you know it”. 

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4. TFW you think you did a murder during sex. 

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5. That fish’s name? Albert Highnstein. 

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6. Puff the magic dragon. 

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7. You can tell I’m high because I’m so random! 

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8. Pot and weed are not the same, apparently.

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9. When you’re in high school and have enough money to replace a jar of sugar with cocaine.

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10. Woah, you’re a madman!

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