1. No, it is a dream. All of this is not real.
2. Ugh hate it when that happens!
3. Lol but you’re a loser on Instagram.
4. My eyes rolled all the way to the back of my head reading this one.
5. “Leave us to our giant boat, peasants.”
6. Who asked your annual income?
7. *posts photo, drinks Jamba juice, puts money back in wallet*
9. This is almost more a straight-up, traditional brag.
10. Yeah, I bet.